Some of you will remember my last Out of Context List, Stop licking my pants!
and you may (or may not) be glad to know that I have compiled even more topnotch what the fuckery! These are things that have been said either by me or to me by friends and family, things that I'm not even really sure make sense in context, let alone outside of context.
NSFW. If you would like to know the context behind any of these, ask and ye shall receive... but be careful what you wish for. There's a good chance you're happier not knowing.
Without further adoodiness, I present.... Out of context!
Get your rifle out and aim it at my tits.
*Pulls up to drive through window, woman leans out and looks at us* do you guys have a dryer sheet in your car?
Well I'm sorry! This thing does not come with a "vagina owner's instruction manual!"
I promise, There are no furbies in my pants.
How is your face over here when your