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About Digital Art / Professional Janeen SatoneFemale/United States Recent Activity
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Commission: Dwarf and Wolf Companion :iconjaneensatone:JaneenSatone 8 5 Original: Rakshasa :iconjaneensatone:JaneenSatone 14 2 Legend of Bill: Princess Gina :iconjaneensatone:JaneenSatone 1 0 It Came From Real Life: Egg Nog :iconjaneensatone:JaneenSatone 2 6 Inks: Battle Chasers :iconjaneensatone:JaneenSatone 2 5 deviousID: The First :iconjaneensatone:JaneenSatone 2 0 Collab: Griffin lineart Colored :iconjaneensatone:JaneenSatone 4 0 Chronicles of Fandaria: 2011 Xmas Card :iconjaneensatone:JaneenSatone 1 0 Assassins Creed: Ericio Auditorison :iconjaneensatone:JaneenSatone 1 0


Sketchy Doodle ME2 comic :iconremainaery:Remainaery 2,123 148 Important Questions :iconhellcorpceo:hellcorpceo 1,409 192 ME: Mordin :iconalteya:Alteya 628 25 HeroWIP02 :iconstephen-0akley:Stephen-0akley 278 19 Rescue mission :iconxbastex:xbastex 4,280 244 Speedpaint 002 :: Zayne :icondelshark:delSHARK 93 3 Shaman's griffin :iconsandara:sandara 6,591 232 Still Kickin :iconthedurrrrian:theDURRRRIAN 1,818 37 A cozy evening :iconbloodhoundomega:BloodhoundOmega 433 32
I do not believe in pants. I am an apantsiest.
Some of you will remember my last Out of Context List, Stop licking my pants! and you may (or may not) be glad to know that I have compiled even more topnotch what the fuckery! These are things that have been said either by me or to me by friends and family, things that I'm not even really sure make sense in context, let alone outside of context.
NSFW. If you would like to know the context behind any of these, ask and ye shall receive... but be careful what you wish for. There's a good chance you're happier not knowing. ;)
Without further adoodiness, I present.... Out of context!
Get your rifle out and aim it at my tits.
*Pulls up to drive through window, woman leans out and looks at us* do you guys have a dryer sheet in your car?
Well I'm sorry! This thing does not come with a "vagina owner's instruction manual!"
I promise, There are no furbies in my pants.
How is your face over here when your
:iconbjpentecost:BJPentecost 11 25
Dude :icongimaldinov:Gimaldinov 88 7 Tali'zorah vas Normandy - rough piece for Patreon :iconshilin:shilin 7,358 182
Mature content
Advent Calendar 2015 - December 23 :iconvyrhelle-vyrl:Vyrhelle-VyrL 263 22
Lackadaisy Barony :icontracyjb:tracyjb 4,065 187 ME: EDI :iconalteya:Alteya 829 48 The Druid :icondarkkenjie:DarkKenjie 1,608 48



  • Listening to: Dragon Age Origins Full Soundtrack
  • Reading: Drawing Basics & Video Game Art By Chris Solarski
  • Eating: Strawberries
  • Drinking: Raspberry Ice Tea
The Photographer and I are finally leaving behind the life of apartment living and buying our happy arses our first house.  HAZA!  Of course this comes with the joys of having to redo a bathroom and kitchen and other responsibilities that don't include being able to call a staff maintenance man.  Oh no!  …erm, wait a second

I kid of course, we're both beyond ready to leave this place behind.  The house has a large back yard that is screaming for a big fluffy puppy to run around in and a garden and fire pit to keep us entertained outside where all the fresh air is located.  Fresh air that comes hopefully without the smell of cigarettes wafting in the window!  Oh, I'm all excited!

Since I set up this new dA account I haven't exactly been a productive artist (as perhaps noted by the massive lack of updates).  Working nights and having to sleep in either the living room or bedroom depending on where the upstairs neighbor's kids are not doing their best impressions of elephants hasn't been helpful.  Now that expenses are going to be falling on our shoulders, I certainly should get back to freelancing to help pay for much needed things.  Or not.  We'll see.  I am sick not doing anything, though.  My drawing skills are slipping massively.  Hopefully a fresh start across town will rejuvenate my artistic prowess.  If I can get a little extra cash here and there from art to pay for remodeling, that's definitely a bonus.

I'd still like to get back to posting something but for now commissions are out.  I certainly wouldn't ask anyone to pay me for the garbage I've been producing lately.  I'm thinking about taking a daily sketch suggestion from the good people on my Facebook, but it might have to wait until after we've moved and unpacked some things before I can pretend to be an artist again.  I don't think the photographer would like it much if I left all the unpacking to him, after all. Wink/Razz


Janeen Satone
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United States



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Runshin Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
150816 - Thank You-2 by Runshin  
xbastex Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you so much for the watch.
kanyiko Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Have a very Merry Christmas!! :hug:
JaneenSatone Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
And you too. I am a dummy! 
kanyiko Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!  And I'm sorry for the late reply! :hug:
JaneenSatone Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
no worries, I'm usually away from dA anyway.Wink/Razz 
kanyiko Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Many thanks for the :+fav:!! :hug:
kanyiko Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Have a very Happy Birthday!! :glomp:
R-G-T-M Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
are you the original Huntress from the ABR? like...from the very original forum created by "blue pencil" ?
JaneenSatone Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yes I am.
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